Sleep Deprived

I have been deprived of my sleep

I am soooo...... tired considering the fact that I was

tired at 10 this morning had a hugenormous(for those of you that didnt read my post on facebook hugenormous is a new word I hve recently made up by combining the two words HUGE and ENORMOUS together) headache (as always[stupid pirates]) and promised myself

(haha not such a good thing for myself to do)

that as soon as the fourth period bell rang

I was to come straight home and collaps on

my bed.

BUT...... Since Im such a people pleaser and cannot say NO

I took my friend monique home. all the way to Newburgh(why she lives in Newburgh and goes to Boonville is beyond me) haha did I mention she even convinced me to go to McDonalds(which for some reason I have become very disgusted by[except for their sweet tea, oh by the way did you know that sweet tea cuts of half of your Iron, thats another story though]) haha you guys know what happens when monique gets ahold of french fries in my car haha yeah she sprinkles salt across my dash. I DONT KNOW WHY!!!!!! ha but yeah then I decided that since I was already in newburgh that I would borrow some movies(kung fu panda and mall cop) from Autumn so when I got there (haha naturally) the girls tackled me and I got out of there like 45 min. later aahhh!! the Halls. so I finally left the Halls when I got home My dad Had just started pulling out to go to subway and he ask me to tag along (as if I wasnt full enough of the sweet tea(that deprived me of 50% of my iron) soi did we ate and talked about finding a job and what not and went home as we walked in the door my mom was cooking a great big biscuits and gravy meal(aahhhh.... you see my mother didnt know we had gone to subway[she was sleeping]) and if you know my mother she will be heartbroken if we hadnt eaten it so we had to stuff another plate full of food down our throats (uughhh) after dinner I had to do the dishes because my father claims to have told me to do them three days ago but in all reality he didnt(you see my father is delusional he doesnt no whats going on in his everyday life) so after being stuffed with sweet tea(which cut of half of my iron[thought Id let you in on that little secret]), subway, and biscuits and gravy I had to retreat to the kitchen to scrub ickky food and scum off of plates bowls and cups. FINALLY..... I am finished with everything.

(haha or so I had thought[and as Iman says thats why you dont get paid for thinking]ha in this case iman youre correct) My father Knocks on the door and says "mother wants you". "Yes mother?", oh haley could you do me a favor? could you run to walmart and get some cookies and milk? (aaaahhhh!!! does it never end? Im not lazy [remember im like dead tired at this time]) Haha I get home, Oh Haley dearest? could you cook them for me. why of course.(add a little hot sauce maybe a dash of paprika and a pinch of poison Muahahaha[obviously not])I get them cooked and served and its off to bed. "oh better check my facebook" I thought so I get on and cheyenne begins talking to me (nuff said) haha (she kills me)

I pop in a Beautiful mind get to about the middle and brittany comes in and swipes it uughhh (I tell you man the things I do around here and the respect I get in return.) its insane well yeah then I decided hhmm I bet my fellow bloggers would like to hear about my extremlely exausting day. and my incredibly lame life(which in all reality if youre reading this your life couldnt be any better than mine ha) well considering the fact that I have to get up at like 7:00 am to go to bus breakfast and teen-soulwinning I should probably go to sleep now so I hope your night has been much better than mine and sleep well

Buenes Noches

(good night)

Jerris Harris